Anonymous asked: If you had a chance to fuck Cockyboys Jake what would you do to him? Would you let him do anything to you? If so what?
I would let him suck my dick and nothing else (while staring off-set at a laptop playing lesbian porn with the volume all the way up), then I’d cum on his face and let him take care of himself. No kissing, no ass play, no eye contact, no real interaction. Wouldn’t that make for an amazing scene?
That was sarcasm. I’m kidding, of course. I can guarantee if it ever happens, it will be MUCH better than some kinda lifeless scene like that.
Maybe I’ll cover his butt hole in maple syrup and lick it all up. Probably not. I didn’t realize until afterwards that that comes across as me playing off a possible Canadian stereotype. To be fair, when I think about maple syrup, I think about Vermont, because that’s all I really associate with that state… and that’s where the syrup that I put on my waffles this morning came from.
From porn to maple syrup. Didn’t see that coming.